My Perfect Island

My island is in the middle of the pacific ocean with lots of trees surrounding a giant metropolis. The city is governed by me and is a dictatorship. But in order to make it seem like a democracy I use words that emphasize that it is a democracy. The full name of my island is the Surpreme Most Democratic People's Republic of the Great and Most Fearless Leader Grassy Knoll or the SMDPRGMLGK. On the island we have a very strict dress code in which everyone has to wear Billabong Hoodies and black jeans like me. On our island everyone must speak like Borat so our language is a mix of Kazakh, English and Made up words like Yetsamesch. Our religion is called Knollism and everyone believes that the Great Grassy Knoll controls the both the weather and animals. Our national anthem is "Grassy How We Love You So: and our motto is "In Knoll We Trust". All radio channels must play good rock music or metal music. Any Pop or Rap music being played shall be punished by public hanging. Our public education system omits subjects such as Drawing and Painting which hurt the artistically challenged. Our national food is Prime Rib and Peppercorn subs made from Quiznos. Our nation also serves as an alternate stadium for the Vancouver Canucks who never seem to use it because they say "our nation isn't democratically safe". Also cellphones have been banned because no one likes texts at 3:00AM. Our island is very peaceful mostly because no one is able to leave and talk about what really goes on here. Our nation is very tolerant but all political opponents shall be sentenced to imprisonment for life. So pledge allegance to the Great and Most Fearless Grassy Knoll today or else.