My Superpower

 One lazy Monday morning I woke up and found myself looking in the mirror and looking into the eyes of a gorilla. I began to freak out and then two minutes later I looked in the mirror again and I realized that there was just me and all of a sudden my body changed into that of a donkey. I then turned into more animal forms and eventually I finally changed back to my normal human form. I was excited to have this power because I could be any animal I wanted to be and if I couldn’t climb a tree I could change into a monkey and if someone was angering me I could turn into a lion. So when I got to school I immediately decided I would do some evil and dastardly acts ha ha ha! To start in PE when we were playing football I knocked over everyone and scored every touchdown when I transformed into an elephant. In math whenever I got a question wrong I would turn into a tiger and threaten to eat the entire class. By lunch break I had control over the whole school with my powers being unstoppable. That’s when a genie came to me and told me that he had granted me this wish and told me that if I did not use this power responsibly he would send someone to destroy me. I just laughed at him and began to tell the principal to send out my ransom note of $1,000,000 for the safety of the whole school. But just as the final period of the day began I heard a bang in the hallways and I turned into a rhinoceros and began to search the halls for the disturbance. Police had begun to swarm the building trying to capture me. I charged them down and the entire force sent to bring me in had been defeated in only 5 minutes. That’s when the genie appeared again and said I had defied him for the final time and just as I saw my classmate Trevor walking by, a bright light had been cast over him. I looked at him again and found that he had been turned into the world’s most powerful weapon: Chuck Norris. I transformed into a spider monkey to dodge the roundhouse kicks being sent towards me, but one hit me directly on my forehead. I got back up and transformed into a snake and slithered around the transformed Trevor and I bit him in the neck. Finally I realized I would have to turn into the world’s most annoying animal: the pigeon. I began to repeatedly take a crap on Trevor`s head. Trevor franticly grabbed at me and eventually got me by the neck and began to strangle me. I turned quickly into my normal human form and said `wait stop I give up I was wrong to do what I did`. Trevor wasn`t buying it and began to roundhouse kick me repeatedly until the bell went. The next day I woke up in hospital and I was informed that I had lost all my powers. I cried for a while after learning I was being sentenced to 25 years of jail for the murder of six police officers, causing acts of terrorism and treason against the nation. But I would be relieved of my punishment after Trevor walked into the room in Chuck Norris form and promised to end my life.