My Excuse

One Friday in September I was walking over to math class and realized I had not finished my homework that was supposed to be finished last night. I was freaking out because I had never had any incomplete homework before. I needed to come up with an good quick excuse. Then I thought up the most insane idea ever that would surely get me out of having to show my homework. So I headed to the washroom and pulled out a pair of scissors and stabbed my stomach with them. The pain was terrible yet slowly I walked outside and headed to Portable 1. My teacher had a cow, blood seeping from my shirt she asked me in a shrill voice "who did this to you". I quickly thought up a name and said "Connor John". It was the first name that came to my head and unfortunately it was also the name of my friend too. The teacher called 911 and an ambulance came to pick me up as well as two police officers. As I was heading into the ambulance I saw Connor sprinting out of the school with the cops behind him in pursuit. One tazered Connor and then as Connor slowly got up slammed him against the hood of the police cruiser. The cop yelled in his ear "your going away for a long time you little delinquent". I couldn't allow Connor to deal with the punishment  so I said "wait it wasn't his fault it was actually...Trevor Vestergaard"! I then told them how Connor tried to stop Trevor from stabbing me but was unsucsseful and was going after him in pursuit. The cops believed it and Connor had no memory of the incident from the injury he sustained while being slammed against the hood of the police cruiser. My ruse was successful and I finished my homework, Connor was considered a hero for his actions and Trevor was facing 10 years in juvie. That was by far the best excuse ever made!